If I Had A Gun, I'd Shoot

I'm A Happy-go-lucky Character. I'm Not That Miserable. But I Can Never Let Anyone Into My World.

Just Because You Sell Lots Of Records It Doesn't Mean To Say You're Any Good. Look At Phil Collins.

I Wouldn't Be Here If It Wasn't For My Mum. I Know I've Got Irish Blood Because I Wake Up Everyday With A Hangover.

There Is A Limited Supply Of Excellent Songs, But I Am Not The Only One. Paul Mccartney, One Of The Best Songwriters Of All Time, Has Only Produced Manure For The Past 25 Years. Rock Musicians Over 30 Only Produce Unimportant Material.

Traditionally Speaking, The Three Biggest Twats In Any Band Are The Singer, The Keyboardist And The Drummer. I Don't Need To Say Anything Else.