I Don't Like John Terry And I

Frontmen Come Alive When They Come Onstage.

I'll Do One Eventually As Life's Too Short And None Of Us Is Getting Any Younger. I'd Like To Make One While I Still Look Good And Before I Look Like Phil Collins, Which, Eventually, I Will.

I'm Not Technically Proficient Enough To Attempt All Kinds Of Music.

No Matter How Much You Sit There Twiddling, Going, 'we're All Doomed', At The End Of The Day People Will Always Want To Hear You Play Creep. Get Over It.

I'm Not Sure About This Live 8 Thing. Correct Me If I Am Wrong, But Are They Hoping That One Of These Guys From The G8 Is On A Quick 15-minute Break At Gleneagles And Sees Annie Lennox Singing "sweet Dreams" And Thinks: "f... Me, She Might Have A Point There, You Know." It's Not Going To F... Happen, Is It? Keane Doing "somewhere Only We Know" And Some Japanese Businessman Going: "aw, Look At Him...we Should Really F... Drop That Debt, You Know." It's Not Going To Happen, Is It?