If I Don't Die By Thursday, I'll

We Need More Fruitcakes In This World, And Less Bakers!

What If Life Is Just A Cosmic Joke, Like Spiders In Your Underwear.

I Don't Get Tired Of Playing "margaritaville". It's Paid My Bills For Years.

Is It Time For Your Medication Or Mine?

There's Something Missing In The Music Industry Today... And It's Music. Songs You Hear Don't Last, It's Just Product Fed To You By The Industry.