If I Couldn't Laugh, I'd Rather Die.

Why Do Grandparents And Grandchildren Get Along So Well? The Mother.

Audiences Always Sound Like They're Glad To See Me, And I'm Damned Glad To See Them.

The Casting Couch? There's Only One Of Us Who Ever Made It To Stardom Without It, And That Was Bette Davis.

I Know What's Best For Me, After All I Have Been In The Claudette Colbert Business Longer Than Anybody.

If I Couldn't Laugh, I'd Rather Die.