If I Couldn't Laugh, I'd Rather Die.

Men Don't Get Smarter When They Grow Older. They Just Lose Their Hair.

You Have No Idea What A Long-legged Gal Can Do Without Doing Anything.

If I Couldn't Laugh, I'd Rather Die.

I've Always Believed That Acting Is Instinct To Start With; You Either Have It Or You Don't.

Audiences Always Sound Like They're Glad To See Me, And I'm Damned Glad To See Them.