If Happiness Truly Consisted In Physical Ease

Life, With All It's Sorrows, Cares, Perplexities And Heart-breaks, Is More Interesting Than Bovine Placidity, Hence More Desirable. The More Interesting It Is, The Happier It Is.

A Middle-aged Cat Will Often Play As Unreservedly As A Kitten, Though He Knows Perfectly Well It Is Only A Game.

The Final Test Of A Gentleman Is His Respect For Those Who Can Be Of No Possible Service To Him.

The Highest Happiness On Earth Is Marriage. Every Man Who Is Happily Married Is A Successful Man Even If He Has Failed In Everything Else.

Honesty Is Not Necessarily The Best Policy. The Best Policy Would Be To Acquire A Reputation For Honesty And Then To Cheat At The Psychological Moment.