There Is Never Much Trouble In Any

The Belief That Youth Is The Happiest Time Of Life Is Founded On Fallacy. The Happiest Person Is The Person Who Thinks The Most Interesting Thoughts, And We Grow Happier As We Grow Older.

Marriage Is A Fine And Sacred Thing If You Make It So.

A Cat Pours His Body On The Floor Like Water. It Is Restful Just To See Him.

The Teacher Should Make A Concerted Effort Never To Lose His Temper In The Presence Of The Class. If A Man, He May Take Refuge In Profane Soliloquies. If A Woman, She May Follow The Example Of One Sweet-faced Tranquil Girl Who Went Out In The Yard And Gnawed A Post.

To A Man The Greatest Blessing Is Individual Liberty; To A Dog It Is The Last Word In Despair.