If God Is All Powerful, Can He

Praying Is Begging For An Unseen Deity To Alter The Laws Of Nature For Someone Admittedly Unworthy.

Hey! Who Stole My Collection Of Used Bandages?! And They Also Got Away With My Nude Pictures Of Ernest Borgnine!

With Humans It's Abortion, But With Chickens It's An Omelet.

Do You Think Sammy Davis Ate Junior Mints?

I'm Always Relieved When Someone Is Delivering A Eulogy And I Realize I'm Listening To It.