Think Of How Strange We'd Look If

Regarding Jam Sessions: Jazz Musicians Are The Only Workers I Can Think Of Who Are Willing To Put In A Full Shift For Pay And Then Go Somewhere Else And Continue To Work For Free.

In The United States, Anybody Can Be President. That's The Problem.

You Know An Odd Feeling? Sitting On The Toilet Eating A Chocolate Candy Bar.

Tits Always Look Better In A Pink Sweater.

I Find It Discouraging - And A Bit Depressing - When I Notice The Unequal Treatment Afforded By The Media To Ufo Believers On The One Hand, And On The Other, To Those Who Believe In An Invisible Supreme Being Who Inhabits The Sky.