If At First You Do Succeed, Try

All Marriages Are Happy, It's Living Together Afterward That's Tough.

People Who Drink To Drown Their Sorrow Should Be Told That Sorrow Knows How To Swim.

Nobody Says You Must Laugh, But A Sense Of Humor Can Help You Overlook The Unattractive, Tolerate The Unpleasant, Cope With The Unexpected, And Smile Through The Day.

A Man Spends The First Half Of His Life Learning Habits That Shorten The Other Half.

Inside Every Seventy-year-old Is A Thirty-five-year-old Asking, 'what Happened?