If Any Of You Cry At My

If You Had A Face Like Mine, You'd Punch Me Right On The Nose, And I'm Just The Fella To Do It.

If Any Of You Cry At My Funeral I'll Never Speak To You Again.

I Feel Like Dying When I'm Helpless

I Had A Dream That I Was Awake And I Woke Up To Find Myself Asleep.

Humor Is The Truth; Wit Is An Exaggeration Of The Truth.