If An Englishman Gets Run Down By

I Can't Predict The Future And I Don't Have Respect For People Who Try To.

My Comedy Doesn't Come From Any Calculations And Studies.

A Person Who Speaks Good English In New York Sounds Like A Foreigner.

I've Got A Friend Who Is Half-jewish And Half-italian. If He Can't Buy It Wholesale, He Steals It!

Why Is It That They Have Bibles In Every Motel Room? Why Should A Man Want To Read The Bible When He's With A Woman Alone In A Motel Room? Why Would He Be Interested? Whatever He's Praying For, He's Already Got!