I'd Say He's Done More Than That.

Slump? I Ain't In No Slump... I Just Ain't Hitting.

It Is A Disturbing Conundrum That True Free Will Cannot Exist Without The Possibility Of Suicide. Then Again, It Ain't Over 'til It's Over!

I Don't Know. How Hot Is It Supposed To Be?

On Why He No Longer Went To Ruggeri's, A St. Louis Restaurant: "nobody Goes There Anymore Because It's Too Crowded."

The Ballparks Have Gotten Too Crowded. That's Why Nobody Goes To See The Game Anymore.