I'd Rather Send Out A Mass Email

I Don't Really Know Much About Pirates, Or Pirate Culture. I'd Be A Contrarian Pirate.

I'd Rather Send Out A Mass Email Then Hang Posters All Over The Place

If I'm At A Party And Someone Puts On A Blues Brothers Tape, I Tend To Go Nuts.

Only Lately, Like Within The Last Few Years, Have I Had People Actually Do An Impression Of Me To Me, Which Weirds Me Out To Think Of What They Have Picked Up On, Without Ever Realizing It Myself

I Am The The Type To Have A Personal Experience With A Celebrity, But I'm Too Classy To Bring That Up.