I'd Rather Go Fishing For Three Years.

If You Don't Have Outstanding Relief Pitching, You Might As Well Piss On The Fire And Call The Dogs.

One Time In Spring Training, We Had The Hit-and-run On, And Carl Erskine Threw Me A Curve And I Struck Out Into A Double Play. I Came Back To The Bench And Casey [stengel] Said, 'next Time, Tra-la-la.' I Didn't Know What Tra-la-la Meant, But Next Time Up, I Hit A Line Drive, Right Into A Double Play. When I Sat Down, Casey Came Over And Said, 'like I Told You, Tra-la-la.'

I'd Rather Go Fishing For Three Years.

What Counts Aren't The Number Of Double Plays, But The Ones You Should Have Had And Missed.

We Need Three Kinds Of Pitching: Left-handed, Right-handed And Relief.