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If The Police Ever Try To Pick Me Up, Michael Jackson Told Me I Can Hide Out At His House.

With The Internet, If You Erase Something It Just Means You Have To Spend Another Half-minute To Find It.

Any Misfortune That Happens To Another Person Is Funny. If It Happens To Someone Else And Not Me, It's Very Funny.

I Understand Being Less Sexy Than Osama Bin Laden, But Not Less Sexy Than Carrot Top. That, I Find Offensive.

What Do Japanese Jews Love To Eat? Hebrew National Tsunami.