You Know What My Theory Is? Accept

You Never Know What People Will Choose To Be Offended By.

I've Never Understood People Who Say They're Not A Practicing Jew. You Never Hear A Black Guy Say He's Not A Practicing African-american. What Does It Even Mean?

One Thing I Can Take Credit For, Along With The Rest Of Show Business, Is When The Red Ribbons Were Out, We Cured Aids. Any Advancements That Came Towards Fighting Aids Were Not Done By Scientists Or Doctors - It Was People With Little Ribbons On Their Lapels.

I'm Eventually Gonna Take The Daryl Hannah Parts.

If The Police Ever Try To Pick Me Up, Michael Jackson Told Me I Can Hide Out At His House.