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I've Done A Lot Of Fox Shows Since Then - Married With Children, Living Single And A Whole Bunch Of Other Fox Things.

With Katrina, It's Almost Like The Sequel That Doesn't Live Up To The Original. It's Certainly A Shocking Event And A Tragedy, But Somehow As A Big Event It Doesn't Seem To Carry As Much Weight With The Public As 9/11 Did.

If They'd Wanted A Nice Parrot, They Wouldn't Have Asked For Me.

I Find Washington Audiences Are Basically The Same As Every Other Audience; They Watch Me And Go, 'who's Idea Was It To Go See Him? And Is It Too Late To Ask For My Money Back?'

If A Comedian Tells A Joke That You Find Funny, You Laugh. If He Tells A Joke You Do Not Find Funny, Dont Laugh. Or You Could Possibly Go As Far As Groaning Or Rolling Your Eyes. Then You Wait For His Next Joke; If Thats Funny, Then You Laugh. If Its Not, You Dont Laugh - Or At Very Worst, You Can Leave Quietly.