I'd Like To Make Time Slow Down.

Trust Me, If I Were Gay I'd Be Getting More Action Than I'm Getting Now.

I Literally Get Up And Get To Do The One Thing I Dreamed About Doing Every Day. And That Is Being A Part Of A Television Show And A Radio Show That Is Based In Hollywood.

I'm Obsessed With Fresh Breath.

Part Of Wearing A Tee Is Saying, 'i'm Comfortable And Casual.'

Bicycles Are The New Rollerblades, Talentless Is The New Talented, And I'm In Hog Heaven.