I'm Obsessed With Fresh Breath.

Trust Me, If I Were Gay I'd Be Getting More Action Than I'm Getting Now.

I've Never Done Botox In My Life. But I've Probably Tried Everything Else Under The Sun

I Use Every Opportunity, Whether On My Radio Show Or On Television, To Break Stereotypes.

If I Don't Wear Something For A Year, I Give It Away.

Some People Meet People In The Grocery Store, But I Get My Tomatoes And I'm Out.