I'd Like To Do 'saturday Night Live.'

I Wore Dresses All The Time. I Like To Wear Dresses.

August Depresses Me A Little. I Don't Even Feel Like Eating. And When I Don't Eat, That's A Sure Sign Of Stagnation.

I'm Not The Dumbest Guy That Ever Lived.

People Over 100 Are The Fastest-growing Group In America. People Soon Will Be Working 'til 100 - Some Because They Have To - And Living 'til 125 Or Even 135. What Do I Know, I'm Just A Weatherman, But I've Made A Hobby Of Studying This, And It's Phenomenal.

There Are Plenty Of Good-looking Women Out There. Go Get Them.