I'd Like To Do 'saturday Night Live.'

In High School, I Weighed 175 To 180. I Looked Like Abraham Lincoln. I Was 6-foot-3, Biggest Thing In The Class, But Tall, Not Fat.

I've Always Had A Reputation As A Buffoon.

Take A Microphone Out Of My Hands, And I'm Just Plain Folks.

I Get All Fired Up About Aging In America.

Nobody Actually Talks To Anybody Anymore. People In Cubicles Next To Each Other, They E-mail Each Other.