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I Did Sketch Comedy For Years. Ive Always Enjoyed It.

There's This Lebanese Lady I Dearly Loved Who Raised 13 Children In Toledo, And She Retired In Phoenix. She Said, I Get Up Every Morning And Say, Thank You, God. I Do The Same Thing Now.

I Never Met The Second Happiest Man, Or The First Happiest Man, So I Can't Judge Where I Fall Into That Category.

You Know, What's Nice About Montreal? Not Only Is It A Beautiful City, But You Have Cuban Cigars...

I Do Broadway Because I Refuse To Succumb To The Stereotypical Things That Hollywood Does To A Performer.