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I Think Canadian Talent Is Exceptional. You Continually Show Us Up Here In The States With Your Brilliancy.

You Know, What's Nice About Montreal? Not Only Is It A Beautiful City, But You Have Cuban Cigars...

Usually You'd Do The Summer Scenes In The Winter. So You're Out There With A T-shirt And Hope Nobody Sees Your Air That You're Breathing Out. We Put Ice Cubes In Our Mouth To Stop That From Happening.

There's This Lebanese Lady I Dearly Loved Who Raised 13 Children In Toledo, And She Retired In Phoenix. She Said, I Get Up Every Morning And Say, Thank You, God. I Do The Same Thing Now.

I Don't Think Anybody Is Wanting To Put Me Back On The Air. But I'm Certainly Out There Trying.