I'd Kiss You, But You Smell Like

When You Get Ready To Write Your Novel, Outline It First. There's Nothing Worse Than Getting Halfway Through And Realizing You've Painted Yourself In A Plot Corner.

You Think I'm Gonna Feel Better Eatin' A Carrot? Get A Grip. There's Two Idiots Out There Trying To Kill Me, And You Think I'm Gonna Waste My Last Breath On A Vegetable? (lula)

Ranger Is An Unusual Name," She Managed. "is It A Nickname?" It's A Street Name," Ranger Said. "i Was A Ranger In The Army." I Heard About Them Rangers On Tv," Grandma Said. "i Heard They Get Dogs Pregnant." My Father's Mouth Dropped Open And A Piece Of Ham Fell Out. My Mother Froze, Her Fork Poised In Midair. That's Sort Of A Joke," I Told Grandma. "rangers Don't Get Dogs Pregnant In Real Life." I Looked At Ranger For Corroboration And Got Another Smile.

Concentrate On Doing The Job, Not The Fear.

I've Finally Reached A Stage In My Career Where I Can Do What I Want.