I'd Kiss You, But You Smell Like

Last Time You Called Me Late At Night You Were Naked And Chained To Your Shower Curtain Rod. I Hope This Isn't Going To Be Disappointing.

Since I Write In First Person And Have No Idea What Goes On In Men's Heads.

Do You Have Someone Watching Her House?” (stephanie) “that Kind Of Surveillance Only Happens In The Movies. We’re So Underbudgeted We’re One Step Away From Holding Bake Sales To Pay For Toilet Paper. (morelli)

I Ran Three Miles, Staggered Into The Lobby, And Took The Elevator Back To My Apartment. No Point To Overdoing This Exercise Junk. --stephanie Plum

It Wasn't Exactly That Lula Was Fat. It Was More That She Was Too Short For Her Weight." - Stephanie Plum