I'd Kiss You, But You Smell Like

Sometimes It's Hard To Tell What's Love And What's Only Indigestion

It's The Twenty-first Century." I Told Tank. "women Drive." "only In My Bed," Tank Said. "never In My Car.

I Met A Real Looker. He Picked Me Up At The Two Dollar Slot Machines, So You Know He's No Cheapskate." Grandma Mazur

I Got Out Of The Elevator And Confronted Mr. Wexler. “killing Is Wrong.” “we Kill Chickens,” Mr. Wexler Said. “we Kill Cows. We Kill Trees. So Big Deal, We Kill Some Drug Dealers.” It Was Hard To Argue With That Kind Of Logic Because I Like Cows And Chickens And Trees Much Better Than Drug Dealers.

He Specializes In Virgins! The Brush Of His Fingertips Turns Virgins Into Slobbering Mush." Mary Lou Molnar