I'd Hate To List Our Specialties. Wreck

Thinking Very Often Resembles Napping, But The Intent Is Different. --stephanie Plum

I Don't Feel So Good." Lula Said. And She Farted. She Squeezed Her Eyes Shut Tight And Did A Full Minute-long Fart. "excuse Me." She Said. I Was Horrified And Impressed All At The Same Time. It Was A Record Breaking Fart. On My Best Day, I Couldn't Come Near To Farting Like That.

He Squinted At Me. "what Are You Wearing? Is That Some New Form Of Birth Control?

I Had An Alarm, I Had Nerve Gas, I Had A Yogurt. What More Could Anyone Want?

Give Me The Gun." Ranger Said. I Extracted The Gun From My Pants And Handed It Over. Ranger Held The Gun In The Pulm Of His Hand And Smiled. "it's Warm," He Said. He Put The Gun In The Glove Compartment And Plugged The Key Into The Ignition. Am I Fired?" No. Any Women Who Can Heat Up A Gun Like That Is Worth Keeping Around.