I Wrote The Book In My Head

You're Surfing With All This Glamour, And A Lot Of People Are Talking About Gwyneth, Jlo, And Cameron.

I'm Just A Vessel Of Information.

On The Red Carpet, I Saw All These Great Stories, And I Also Got To See The Plastic Surgery Up Close.

If You Dress Like A Movie Star, You Have Me.

In The Last Couple Of Years, Fashion's Gotten A Lot Safer. People Are Really Pulling Back.