I Wrote The Book In My Head

I'm Just A Vessel Of Information.

I'm Very Grateful To Jennifer Lopez, Because I Have Something To Talk About For The Last Couple Of Years.

I Think There Is A Way To Be Formal And Elegant And Classy, But More Modern. Brad Pitt Has Been Changing It, And Will Smith Has Been Doing It In His Own Way.

On The Red Carpet, I Saw All These Great Stories, And I Also Got To See The Plastic Surgery Up Close.

I Am Going To Get Political On You. Because I Am The Most Shallow Person In The World, My Mission Is To See Men's Formal Wear Change A Little Bit. It Is Too Rigid! Everybody Looks Like A Penguin!