I Would Say That Now I'm Somebody

It's Good To Be Back In New York. I Have Lived Here Ten Years. I'm Originally From Indiana. I Know What Most Of You Are Thinking: Indiana: Mafia. But The Fact Of The Matter Is Where I Grew Up There Was Something Very Similar To The Mafia: 4-h.

I Love Standup Comedians. I Really Do.

Now That I'm Married And Have Two Beautiful Children, It Really Makes Me Appreciate... Being Alone.

My Wife's Gotten Really Lazy, Or As She Calls It, 'pregnant.'

I Usually Don't Have A Burger, A Brat, And A Steak But It Is 4th Of July. And I Need The Energy If I'm Gonna Start Blowin Crap Up. It's What The Founding Fathers Would Want.