I Would Rather You Love Me, But

I Like Conventions. I Like Meeting And Greeting. I'm Perched On That Edge Where I'm Getting More Attention Than I Quite Know What To Do With, Though.

I Want A Kiss To Be So Believable It Gives The Reader Shivers.

A Little Boy Who's Discovered The Monster Under The Bed Is Actually Real, And It's Screwing Mommy.

I’d Learned A Long Time Ago That You Can’t Prove A Negative. You Can Prove That You Did Something, But It’s The Devil To Prove You Didn’t Do Something.

I Should Not Have To Flirt With Someone While I'm Trying To Threaten Someone Else With A Gun; It Was Too Hard To Do Both.