Sex Is Like Crying, It Does Look

He Had This Old Southern Idea Of What A Lady Should Be. A Lady Should Not Carry A Gun And Spend Most Of Her Time Covered In Blood And Corpses. I Had Two Words For That Attitude. Yeah, Those Are The Words.

There Was A Time When You Would Have Taken My Heart With Stake Or Gun. Now You Have Taken It With These Delicate Hands And The Scent Of Your Body." - Jean-claude

Who Would Have Ever Thought I'd Be Afraid Of A Zombie, Any Kind Of Zombie? Nicely Ironic That.

Graves Are For The Living, Not The Dead. It Gives Us Something To Concentrate On Instead Of The Fact That Our Loved One Is Rotting Under The Ground.

The Federal Government Has Never Been Known For Its Sense Of Humor.