I Would Never Sell My Dog For

I Was In A Tailspin Of Confusion I Hadn't Experienced Since The First Time I Heard George W. Bush Speak.

Every Time John Travolta Assaults A Masseur, A Scientologist Gets Their Wings.

There Are No Warning Signs On The Trampoline. The Warning Is The Trampoline.

I Like To Stay At Home And Sit On My Ass.

I Was A Fitness Fiasco - Until I Found Pilates . . . It's Been The Most Gentle On My Body I'm Longer And Leaner And Much More Graceful. I Can Honestly Say It's Changed My Body - And My Life.