I Like To Stay At Home And

I Don't Like The Word 'alcoholic'. I Like To Think Of Myself As An Advanced Drinker.

Why He Would Agree To Install An Eight-by-eight-foot Fish Tank And Then Not Fill It With A Single Dolphin Made Me Want To Burn His Eyebrows Off.

It's A Pleasure To Play My Sister Because Everything I've Accused Her Of My Whole Life, I Can Now Re-enact Before Her Eyes.

I'm Always Happy To Pitch In And Do Something. Everybody Needs To Be Laughing A Little.

Everyone Knows If You're Going To Take Weed To School, You Put It In Your Trapper Keeper To Keep It Fresh.