I Would Never Kill Somebody, Unless They

The Story Of Jesus Makes No Sense To Me. God Sent His Only Son. Why Could God Only Have One Son And Why Would He Have To Die? It's Just Bad Writing, Really. And It's Really Terrible In About The Second Act.

The Republicans Didn't Want The Government To Run Your Life, Because Jesus Should. That Was Really Part Of Their Thing: Less Government, More Jesus. Now It's Like, How About More Government And Jesus?

Well I Looked In My Moms Closet And Saw What I Was Getting For Christmas, An Ultravibe Pleasure 2000.

I Would Never Kill Somebody, Unless They Pissed Me Off.

I Find Mormons Adorable.