I Would Never Kill Somebody, Unless They

I Think That Parents Only Get So Offended By Television Because They Rely On It As A Babysitter And The Sole Educator Of Their Kids.

My Fear Is That, As Soon As I Get Married And Have Kids That I'll Kind Of Do What A Lot Of People Do And Suddenly Start Making, 'now I'm Gonna Make Films For Kids.' I Really Hope I Don't Do That.

I Like To Fancy Myself More Of A Musician Than Anything Else.

It's All Based On Saying The Shocking Thing. We Used To Have A Great Time Going To Hollywood Parties And Saying 'i Think George Bush Is Doing A Great Job.' We'd Clear Out The Room. I Used To Love It.

My First Serious Girlfriend, When I Was 16, Was Mormon. I Went To Her House For 'family Home Evening,' And I Was Like, 'why Aren't You People Ignoring Each Other And Watching Television?'