I Like To Fancy Myself More Of

If We Have A Great Idea, We'll Go, 'oh, This Could Be A Cool Movie.' Or Really For Us, It's More Like, 'oh, This Is A Really Bad Idea. Let's Do This. This Seems Really Stupid.'

We Find Just As Many Things To Rip On The Left As We Do On The Right. People On The Far-left And The Far-right Are The Same Exact Person To Us.

When Someone Goes, 'oh, This Group Is Really Pissed Off At What You Said,' There's Not A Piece Of My Body That Goes, 'sweet!' That Means I Did It Wrong. I'm Just Trying To Make People Laugh.

Any Job Is A Job. If You Have To Be Doing Something, Then You're Probably Not Enjoying It.

I See Santa Claus And Joseph Smith And Luke Skywalker As The Same Person.