I Would Like You All To Give

I Used To Be A Real Prince Charming If I Went On A Date With A Girl. But Then I'd Get To Where I Was Likely To Have A Stroke From The Stress Of Keeping Up My Act. I've Since Learned The Key To A Good Date Is To Pay Attention On Her.

I Always Have The Same Thing - Which Is The Fear Of Not Getting A Laugh - That I've Had From The Time I Was A Kid; Obsessing Over, 'this Joke Doesn't Quite Work, We've Got To Get This Right.' I Was Always Like That, Whether I Was A Member Of A Six-person Ensemble Or Whether I'm The Center Of A Show.

I Have Never Really Lived With Anyone In My Adult Years. I Just Read My Sports Ticker. And 50 Shades Of Grey.

Vicodin, I Got Addicted To That Little Pill. The Reason I Dont Talk About It Too Much In The Press Is Because It Isnt Funny, And I Love To Be Funny In Interviews. If You Joke About That Period In Your Life, It Doesnt Seem Right.

I Don't Need To Be Reminded That I Was On 'friends.' I Remember - Some Of It, Anyway.