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How Many Times Can You Say, "no Yanking On One Another's Genitals?" Everything Is Hilarious Until Someone Starts Crying.

Everyone [of My Kids] Can Ride A Bike Now, So The Park Has Had A Big Resurgence In Our Life. We Also Play A Lot Of Dumb Drawing Games.

Kids Think The World Is About Them, So If You Forgot To Put The Right Flavor Yogurt In Their Lunch, And They Have Too Much Homework When They Come Home, They're Like, "you Know I Hate Peach!" There's A Part Of Me That's Like, "i'm So Sorry. I Could Have Shown My Love More."

There's An Expression: Great Is The Enemy Of The Good. Sometimes In Trying To Be Great, You Make A Mess Of Things.

Children Are Like Crazy, Drunken Small People In Your House.