I'm On A Strict Gossip Diet. No

I Read Books More Than I Go Out. As A Matter Of Fact, I Get A Little Concerned About Some Of My Anti-social Habits. I Will Choose A Night With Somerset Maugham Or Russell Banks Over A Crowded Bar Any Day.

We've Had Four Or Five Casts In Three Years. There Was A Point When I Thought The Department Of Children And Family Services Was Going To Show Up At My Door!

How Many Times Can You Say, "no Yanking On One Another's Genitals?" Everything Is Hilarious Until Someone Starts Crying.

I'm On A Strict Gossip Diet. No Gossip Websites, No Gossip Magazines. Otherwise, I Find It Paralyzing To Exist.

I Read Books More Than I Go Out.