I Worshipped Ethel Merman And I Worshipped

I Have No Control Over What People Think Of Me But I Have 100% Control Of What I Think Of Myself.

When I Was A Teenager I Would Lock Myself In The Bathroom For Hours, Bouffanting My Hair Like Patty Duke And Trying To Recreate Barbra Streisand's Flawless Eyeliner, Only To Comb It All Out And Wash It All Off Before Stepping Out Into The World A Butchish Bisexual Teen.

The Shape Is The Most Important To Me Because It Is What Really Matters And What's Really Missing In The Market. Anything Else Is Easier.

We Were A Small Group Of Weirdos And Baby Punks And Gays And Free Spirits Who Had To Use Our Imaginations A Lot. We Only Saw Pictures And Read Zines, So We Could Only Interpret The Aesthetic And Message Of Punk Scenes Around The World. We Were Basically The Duck-billed Platypuses Of Punk.

I Want To Make The Ikea Of Clothes For Fat Girls And Boys. Cheap, Affordable, Basic - But Ethically Made. Basics, You Know? Like Spanx - I'm Still Confused As To Why Retailers Haven't Ripped Them Off Yet And Done It Well. It's Because They Don't Understand The Basics Behind It. I Love Spanx. I'm Wearing 'em Right Now!