I Worked In Restaurants The First Half

For A Comedy To Work, Magic Has To Happen.

You Can't Really Control How People Are Going To Feel About You; All You Can Really Do Is Be Yourself. Because If You Seduce Somebody, And You Seduce Them By Pretending To Be A Certain Way, Once They Are Seduced They Are Going To Find That You Are Not That Way. And Then You Have To Maintain An Image That's Not Real, So You Really Screw Yourself. The Best Is To Be Yourself And Hope They Like You.

When I'm Into A Woman, I Literally Can't Stop Staring. I'm Like A Little Kid. I Become Completely Entranced.

I Always Sort Of Talk About - To Myself At Least, Or To My Friends, About Wanting To Just Keep Life Very Simple. I've Found It Most Simple Here In New York. You Know, It's Basically I Have A, In A Way, A 9-to-5 Job, You Know? I Do Eight Shows A Week. I Live In New York City. I Get To Walk Everywhere, And You Know, Just Be One Of The People Of The City. And It's Actually Wonderful.

If You're A Single Man And You Happen To Be In This Business, You're Deemed A Player. But I Don't See Myself As A Ladies' Man.