Don't Try To Be A Hero. Try

He Looks Like A Greyhound, But He Runs Like A Bus.

If Anyone Stays Away (after The 1981 Strike), My Response Is This - Those People Had No Right To Ever Come To The Park, Because They Aren't True Baseball Fans.

American League Teams Don't Bunt Very Often. National League Teams Bunt A Lot.

If I Stay Healthy, I Have A Chance To Collect 3,000 Hits And 1,000 Errors.

I Was Three Over. One Over A House, One Over A Patio, And One Over A Swimming Pool.