Don't Try To Be A Hero. Try

American League Teams Don't Bunt Very Often. National League Teams Bunt A Lot.

He Said I Couldn't Do (off The Field) What I Did When I Was 23 Or 24, And I Paid Attention To Him. Damn It, I Got A Trainer And Went To Spring Training In The Best Shape Of My Career And In 1985 Had The Best Season I Ever Had And We Won The World Series. Before That, I Didn't Know How Long I Was Going To Play. That Talk With Mr. Fogelman Was The Most Inspiring Talk I Ever Had With Anyone.

Old Third Basemen Become First Basemen, And Old First Basemen Become Designated Hitters.

I'm A Ballplayer. I Know How Hard The Game Is... And Anybody That Makes It In The Hall Of Fame, I Support. They Become A Member Of Our Special Fraternity.

He Looks Like A Greyhound, But He Runs Like A Bus.