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Sometimes It Seems Like This Is The Choice - Either Kick Ass Or Kiss Ass.

I Always Thought Of Myself As Some Sort Of Athlete Until I Started Playing Golf A Couple Years Ago.

To Get Over My Divorce, I Got A Prescription To Live At The Playboy Mansion For A While.

My Least Favorite Phrase In The English Language Is 'i Don't Care.'

Actors Have Bodyguards And Entourages Not Because Anybody Wants To Hurt Them - Who Would Want To Hurt An Actor? - But Because They Want To Get Recognized. God Forbid Someone Doesn't Recognize Them.