I Wonder If There Were Any Goths

A Straw Enables You To Drink Without Using Your Wrist. A Straw Is Your Friend - Until You Lose Eye Contact With The Straw. Then It Will Betray You And Make You Look Like An Idiot.

Saying, 'i'm Sorry' Is The Same As Saying, 'i Apologize.' Except At A Funeral.

Turtles Are Greater Than Baby Nephews, Because It's Ok To Drop A Turtle.

My Friend Says Touche Way Too Much. He's A Touche Bag.

The Key To Life Is Balance, Especially If You Are On A Ledge.