I Wish People Would Just Like Me

If You (the Press) Lie About Us, I Will Hit You, Kurt Will Shoot You, And We Both Will Sue.

My Daughter Is An Angel On Earth, So When I See Her It All Goes Away. I See Her And - Phew! - All That Dark Goes Away Pretty Much.

I'll Always Prefer To Play With Women And Hang Out With Women, And I'll Always Be A Feminist.

I Am Just The Classic Person Who Wants To Learn Stuff. I Want Good Tutors, And With Kurt I Had The Best.

I'm Ultimately A Widow And A Single Mother, Who's Not Even Getting To Be A Mother Right Now. I Am So Alone, It's Freaky.