I Wish I Was Dating One Of

I Love Any Movie That Has A Retarded Person Working At Starbucks.

I Like Women Who Are Okay With Who They Are.

I Wish I Was Dating One Of The Ladies In 'bollywood Hero.' They're Gorgeous. Any Of Them.

Can You Know The Mighty Ocean? Can You Lasso A Star From The Sky? Can You Say To A Rainbow... 'hey, Stop Being A Rainbow For A Second'? No! Such Is Mango!

I Understand What My Gift Is, Which Is Making People Laugh, Hopefully. It's More On That Level. I Don't Need To Be A Leading Man, I'm Fine With That.