I'd Love To Have A Child. Either

I Understand What My Gift Is, Which Is Making People Laugh, Hopefully. It's More On That Level. I Don't Need To Be A Leading Man, I'm Fine With That.

With The Roxbury Guys (on 'saturday Night Live'), I Think The Breaking Point Was When Stallone Came On And Wanted To Do The Sketch Just Because. And We're, Like, 'well, Now We've Got To Create A Story, So, What, Are We Bopping Our Heads With Rocky? What Are We Doing?'

I Love Any Movie That Has A Retarded Person Working At Starbucks.

Can You Know The Mighty Ocean? Can You Lasso A Star From The Sky? Can You Say To A Rainbow... 'hey, Stop Being A Rainbow For A Second'? No! Such Is Mango!

It's Fun For Someone To Poke Fun At Himself.