I Will Outlaw Bullshit. After The Passage

I Was Completely Nuts For Most Of My Life.

I Was Raised On Government Cheese. As An Adult, In My First Marriage, My Husband And I Worked Real Hard Just To Go Bankrupt. I Happened To Write Some Jokes About It. I Did Real Well For Myself.

Don't Call People Names You Dirty Name Caller You.

I'm Never Going To Get Married Again. Three Strikes, You're Out. I Think If I Would Try To Get Married Again In California, I Have To Go To Prison, Don't I? I Think You Only Get Three.

I Actually Get More Conservative When I'm In Vegas.