I Will Never Be Below The Title.

Never, Never Trust Anyone Who Asks For White Wine. It Means They're Phonies.

I Didn't Forget Your Breakfast. I Didn't Bring Your Breakfast. Because You Didn't Eat Your Din-din.

You Should Never Say Bad Things About The Dead, You Should Only Say Good . . . Joan Crawford Is Dead. Good.

Strong Women Only Marry Weak Men.

Getting Old Is Not For Sissies.