I Will Always Smell Good.

When It Comes To Me, I Know What I Can Do And Can't Do.

Sorry, I'm Not Much Of A Cook.

I'm A Ninja! I Like Swords And Knives And Stuff Like That.

If A Woman Is Into Me, It Usually Takes Me Awhile To Figure That Out. She Has To Hit Me Over The Head With It.

Raising A Daughter Is Hard Work. There's No Other Way To Describe It For Me.