I Went To Boarding School At Seven

I'm Not Really A Political Animal But I Am Rather Fascinated By The Meltdown Of England And America. In The End, It Seems As If America Might Come Out Of It, But I'm Not Sure If England Is Ever Going To Recover.

I Smell Of Sweat. I Don't Like People Smelling Of All These Weird Things. I Think Deodorant Is Disgusting.

We Now Live In A World Where The Only Thing To Have Is Success, But Failure Is Marvelous. It's Fertiliser, It's Like Living Fertiliser, Because You're Forced On Yourself.

As A Kid I Would Be Put To Bed When My Parents Had Guests And Because I Was Such A Show-off I Would Go To My Mum's Room, Put On Her Nightdress And Jackie Onassis Shawl, Run Downstairs, Go Outside, Ring The Doorbell And Pretend To Be One Of The Guests. I'd Say, 'hello, I'm Mrs. So-and-so.

From My Point Of View, Being Out Is Not About Anything Political. It's Just Because I Can't Be Bothered To Be In.