I Think Marriage Is Ghastly.

I Have Nothing To Complain About.. Except Maybe People Wondering If A Queen Like Me Can Be Butch-it-up Enough To Play A Convincing Straight Man.

Hmm... Death By Mini Bar, How Glamorous.

It's Amazing The Clarity That Comes With Psychotic Jealousy.

A Lot Of Straight Actors Are Actively Searching For Gay Roles Because It Is Something Different To Do.

I'm A Sex Machine To Both Genders. It's All Very Exhausting. I Need A Lot Of Sleep.