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Last Time I Called Shotgun We Had Rented A Limo, So I Messed Up!

People Teach Their Dogs To Sit; It's A Trick. I've Been Sitting My Whole Life, And A Dog Has Never Looked At Me As Though He Thought I Was Tricky.

If You Want To Talk To Me After The Show, I'd Be Surprised.