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History, Like Wallpaper, Repeats Itself And Can Also Make A Room Look Old-fashioned.

Brought To You By Raising Your Voice. The Next Best Thing To Being Right.

You Always Hear About The Guy Who Was Raised By Wolves. You Never Hear About The Guy Who Was Raised By The Guy Who Was Raised By Wolves. The Problem Is, You Have A Non-wolf Imparting Wolf Teachings.

I Want To Make A Revolving Door That Says 'pull' On It, Just See How Obedient People Are.

I Went Whale Watching Once. It Was Very Similar To Watching People On A Boat Become Disappointed.