I Wasn't Born A Fool. It Took

An Unemployed Jester Is Nobody's Fool.

You Bet I Arrived Overnight. Over A Few Hundred Nights In The Catskills, In Vaudeville, In Clubs And On Broadway.

Life Is A Blank Canvas, And You Need To Throw All The Paint On It You Can.

I'm Just An Entertainer. All I Want To Be Is Funny. I Never Aspired To Play Hamlet.

Housewives Spend More Money Than Their Husbands Make, So That Other People Think Their Husbands Earn More Money Than They Really Do.