I Wasn't Born A Fool. It Took

Life Is A Blank Canvas, And You Need To Throw All The Paint On It You Can.

You Bet I Arrived Overnight. Over A Few Hundred Nights In The Catskills, In Vaudeville, In Clubs And On Broadway.

I Can't Say What Danny Kaye Is Like In Private Life. There Are Too Many Of Them.

To Travel Is To Take A Journey Into Yourself.

An Unemployed Jester Is Nobody's Fool.